Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.
actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.
when vegan ideas backfire completely
someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it
#THERE IS NO WAY THAT PERSON DOES NOT SPEAK HINDI OR URDU #AND IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF BECAUSE THATS LITERALLY JUST POTATO #WHO WRITES POTATO IN HINDI IN A YEARBOOK
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks…
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
#those are rough hands #brusque and coarse around the edges and she’s seen them at work #knuckles white as his bared teeth #which makes his tender moments all the more incongruous to her #she knows these are a fighter’s hands but he’s always so so gentle with her #and it’s the knowledge of strength held in check #and it’s the feel of reverent fingertips on her skin #that make her forget herself here #he’s touched her like that once—a thumb brushing her cheek as he said good-night #and she wanted to kiss him for it but instead she gave him her best smile and turned to go #she thinks if he kissed her she would hum despite herself #and she’s quite certain #that a time lord mouth and time lord fingers could coax songs out of her too (via neverwhyonlywho)
(Source: doortotomorrow)